How to be an Online Crackpot

How to Be an Online Crackpot 

by Susan Basko, esq.

See also:  How to Be an Online Crackpot, Advanced Techniques

 If your goal is to be an online crackpot, here are 5 Easy Methods to achieve that goal:

1. Make screen shots of your emails, texts, and direct messages with others, and post them online, along with commentary.  This proves to those who risk communicating with you that you cannot be trusted, cannot keep anything confidential, are a drama queen or king, and a shit stirrer.  Abra cadabra, in one swift move, you are a crackpot.

2. Dox people.  You don't like the fash or the antifa?  Libtards got you down?  Homeschool moms irking you?  Dox them!  Research to find out who they are, dig up info on them, and post their pictures and their info!  Why leave them alone and live and let live, when you can name them and shame them and feel like your team wins? Now, you are officially a crackpot!

3. White Knight for someone else.  Got a sweet spot in your heart for some singer or actor?  How about for some presidential candidate, or a famous scientist, or maybe even a hip hop rapper?  Don't just be a pest and a fan, go all the way and be a White Knight!  Find out who it is that dares to say anything bad about your Goddess and get to work on destroying that person.  John Hinckley had his Jody Foster, and there is no reason why you cannot become a crazed stalker in the name of praising someone you admire.  Go for it!  Become a White Knight and you are truly a dangerous crackpot.

4. Buy up domains and emails in the names of other people.  Stalking someone?  Why stop there?  Go all the way and become them!  That's right, you can hustle on over to GoDaddy and buy up domains and emails in their name.  Then, you can make websites to show how much of a stalker you are.  And you can send out emails pretending to be them, and fool everyone.  This is one of the fastest and most certain methods to show you are a stalker, ruthless, unethical, and a crackpot.  Go for it, you clever crackpot, you!  We know of one man and his lawyer in California who have bought up over 1,000 domains and emails in the names of the people they stalk, harass, and lie about.  Those two have indelibly proven themselves as Total Crackpots.

5. Issue death threats.  What is the point of being online if you can't tell people you are going to kill them?  Right?  You know I'm right.  What is Twitter for, if not for using a sock account to detail your plans to off the enemy?  Online comments, forums, facebook, emails -- all these can be used to satiate your desire to detail  your plan to bring about the demise of those you despise.  If you use your real name or an account traceable to you, you might get a knock on your door from the police or FBI, but hey, it will be worth it for the delight of being a crackpot.  Kill those motherfuckers, or at least say you plan to.  

falling through the crack.